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Sunday, October 7th, 2007

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Will the world be looking forward to a lip syncing, hoe-down dancing, sugar-we’re-DEFINITELY-going-down bobbit? The world is shocked amid reports that Ashlee Simpson and squeeze Pete Wentz actually tried sex, let alone succeeded in creating the most doomed child since dear little Suri Cruise. It’s been said that they’re keeping things quiet (surprise, surprise) but that Pete pulled the ultimate romantic gesture and and went down, down, in an earlier round on one knee and popped the big question. Poor child.

With a mother following closely in the footsteps of Brittany Spears, in not only blonde ambition but musical skill (or lack thereof), one can only wonder if the rumored tot may someday be sporting the same therapist as Sean Preston, Suri, and J.J. Of course, one also wonders with a government that can follow internet conversations so stealthily, why didn’t they STOP THIS!!??! Please, let’s pray to the saints of sanity that it’s just a rumor and the stars are not once more populating our world with (dare I say it?) the curse of Hollywood.

Still, Star Magazine has a picture of the youngest Simpson rubbing her stomach (indigestion, anyone?) and you know what that means, BABY ON BOARD! Or some bad tacos..

If you actually care enough to read the full (or not so much) story, go here.

Don’t be a dick, bro. Don’t shit where you eat, bro.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Sometime between Saturday at noon and Sunday morning someone vandalized and robbed our private Double Rock skatepark. We opened the park in 2002, we have held contests, demos, and allowed tons of bros to skate it during the weekends. This time someone took it too far. Maybe (someone brought some other dudes,�—regardless—the park is now closed indefinitely.

We know what is missing—we want it back. You know what you stole. If you bring it back safe and sound, we will leave it at that. If not, we hope you sell the stuff, get drunk, start bragging about it to your friends, and they hear about what happened and call to tell us.

Used to be a time when it was skaters against the world. Now it's skaters against skaters. That sucks. Whoever it was are losers, and you'll get what's coming to you. For now, if you have any leads or know of anything, contact Thrasher Magazine and/or Deluxe Distribution immediately by phone or email.

Thrasher Magazine: 415.822.3083
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San Francisco Skateboarding Laws

I’ve never considered myself much of an icon, but now that I’ve gotten my picture taken by Dan Monick at the Blood is the New Black photo booth at the UNITED Trade Show in Vegas, things have changed. I’ve arrived, so deal with it. Dan’s also taken pictures of Annie Hardy from Giant Drag, Slug from Atmosphere and fellow gangsters, the dudes who worked the kitchen at the Alexis Park Hotel.

Thanks for the tuna salad sandwich and fries. To see pictures of people far more fashionable than the cooks and myself, look here.